dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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