We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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