I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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