I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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