Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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