Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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