So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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