Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think a kid would responsible me up
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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