he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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