Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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