it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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