you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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