So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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