FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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