So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
