You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Only a mothe r could love this liver
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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