I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i dont even know how to be here
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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