im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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