my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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