no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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