wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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