i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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