Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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