I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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