He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
