your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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