i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
