I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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