he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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