When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize