i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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