I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
COCAINE IS GR8
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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