How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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