Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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