like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
When did we convert life to cartoon?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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