Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
