i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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