Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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