..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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