Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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