Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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