Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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