It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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