She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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