her vagine was all disorganized.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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