I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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