He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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