How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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