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Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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