It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
