I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Nicole vs. Life
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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