I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Randomize
