i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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