On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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