You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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