____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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