she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
wow bdsm is so cute
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