FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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