In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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