Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
time to smoke my breakfast
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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