I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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